Notes: I GOT IT DONE, HOLY FUCK! well I was gonna make it longer butttttttttt I plan on bathtime shenanigans, uncle badou + 89473984 other relatives and other shit later hopefully? And uhhh well have at it, I liked it a lot more than I thought and I know its ooc so REALLY SORRY! But I enjoyed I hope you do too! Miiiight also fix some things LATER

( babbbyyy babbbbyyy babbbyyyy )

Notes: Don't own, why did I do this, I'm going to all kinds of Hell, porn is bad mm'mmkay? And uhhh its rated M for cocky things.

( dicks  )

Notes: Just letting this bday/dickday/fagtron whatever sit here till the big reveal, lessee if I can actually manage not to be angry enough to write some touchy feely shit by then too? If not this is....my downpayment. Not porn, wanted to, couldn't, so here this is. Shuddap.

( SLURRRPPP  )

Notes: I dont ever fucking know okay, blame people like Michelle and inner muses and crapola
I don't own shit.

( "Don't call her that. She's cute and nice and sweet, not to mention has only messed up my name like twice." Cassidy shot him a patient look over the top of her reading glasses. "Okay three times," Butch rectified with an unhappy grunt, "but that's not the point. The point is-" )

Notes: wow this is a sappy piece of shit. Don't own, yadda yadda cocks.
( hello teacher tell me what's my lesson )

Notes: Blah blah I don't know anymore ever.

( apparently cottage cheese is just cow pee isnt it )

Notes: Look again, I don't know okay. I just don't. We'll see where it gets me. Also still don't own, yadda yadda.

( aren't we a bit too old for pillow fights  )

Notes: Same thing, don't own, blah blah I waste my time on things I enjoy.

( Lyle's always starting shit Neil has to finish )

Notes: This is Ramona's fault because of her goddamn amazing ot3 post for that meme questionaire thingie and here we are, it's a present, so shhhh. Until the opportune moment, anyway. Also I don't own Gundam 00, seeing as I can barely get this shit down.
To Ramona and Grimm,
You're perfect creatures unique unlike any other.
Love,
Your Resident Sexy Twin
(That's Lyle btw, not that you questioned it)

( Bugging up the ass just didn't cover it. )

Notes: you know how you get like, sexual tension from something so bad eventually you have to just...get on with it and kiss a clam or look up a dickpiercing or something? yeah this is Saiyuki's fault. Look, I fucking hate feet. I do. But spending hours and hours looking at the nicely drawn feet of that manga just...I dont fucking know. Something happened and this is it and I puked as I wrote this and hate myself a little. A lot. God fuck.
( "Oh Holy Father..." )